Cleaveland Steamer

The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.

Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"

by Gav800 September 18, 2005

Cleaveland Steamer

Taking a crap on a girl is called a hot carl! a cleaveland steamer is when you get a blow job while you are on the jon taking a crap!

I was taking a crap and she gave me a cleaveland steamer!

by J.J September 18, 2005

Cleaveland Steamer

Is where one person defecates on another persons chest, then sits down and rocks back and forth, like a steam roller.

"Things were getting hot and heavy in the Japanese fetish parlour, one of the masseuses gave Kow Chung an extra dirty Cleaveland Steamer."

by Dragons_Prayer May 1, 2014