The sexual act inwhich a male titty-fucks a female (or a male perhaps) and then lays a steamy hot turd on her chest and proceeds to rub it in.
Abbott: "Hey I had the greatest time last night"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"
Gav: "Oh yea?"
Abbott: "Yea, sulz gave me the dirties cleaveland steamer ever"
Gav: "That's nice"
by Gav800 August 27, 2005
Taking a crap on a girl is called a hot carl! a cleaveland steamer is when you get a blow job while you are on the jon taking a crap!
by J.J August 26, 2005
Is where one person defecates on another persons chest, then sits down and rocks back and forth, like a steam roller.
"Things were getting hot and heavy in the Japanese fetish parlour, one of the masseuses gave Kow Chung an extra dirty Cleaveland Steamer."
by Dragons_Prayer May 01, 2014