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Cleaning the plate

When your eating pussy or vagina
by Infinent October 29, 2010
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Cleaning the cat

Friend 1: Dude, why didn't you answer my calls?

Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.
by jewoobs69 August 6, 2014
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cleaning my guns

A term used to put the fear of god in to someone.
almost a threat or warning of pre or post insanity.
come on in boy and set down and tell me about your self
you like my daughter
have fun you treat her with respect and ill see ya when you bring her back ill probably be up all night cleaning my guns
nobody likes me everybody hates me i am going home to clean my guns
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 5, 2008
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Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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dance cleaning

where you put on fast paced music and dance around like an idiot while cleaning. helps get cleaning done faster and is definitely more fun. very funny to watch when the person who is dance cleaning doesn't know you are there.
"Dude, look at that window. Tim is totally dance cleaning in there."
by sksyes October 31, 2009
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cleaning up eggs

When you clean up all the messy cum after sex.
Eggs refer to your testicles because they look like eggs and your testicles are your nuts so you are cleaning up the excess nut.
"Michael is the best egg cleaner I know, ever since last year he's been cleaning up eggs."
by mliky December 27, 2020
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