Clarinet

An instrument, but also used as a women's name

Aliza: for the band recitle i will be playing a clarinet

Tristan: I knew a bitch named clarinet

by Tri Tri's girlfriend August 7, 2018

learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.

"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

by J.H.W. November 4, 2012

Claudine

Claudine is a wonderful,graceful, yet agressive name. She is like a sour patch kid. First sour when you meet them. But once you get to know her, she turns sweet! Get close to her and she'll be by your back. Claudines have very good sence of memory. Sometimes too good to blackmail you, but just to make fun of you. They're very funny and hyper. Lots of them love skittles. Sometimes a little too much. Claudines are very inteligent and nerdy.

Girl : Have you seen Claudine? Shes very mean!

Girl2 : Yeah, but if you get to know her better then i bet you would take that back.

by Assilemoo. October 7, 2011

Bass Clarinetist

The most supreme badass in the band. The bass clarinetist quickly becomes bored with his own parts and begins to learn other parts, instead. By ear. After a few weeks, the bass clarinetist can be heard switching between different parts of the song at will, and just generally being showing up soprano clarinetists.

Why do we even play? The bass clarinetist knows our parts better than we do...

by Antonymy July 14, 2011

claudina

The most beautiful girl in the world. Her smile lights up the room. She is caring, funny, and considerate. She loves everyone and is kind. All and all she is amazing kind and generous.

1. Isn’t Claudina just beautiful?
2. Yeah she is

by the.greatest August 13, 2020

Bass Clarinet Player

Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.

Band Director 1:We need more bari.
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!

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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.

-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck

by Phantom034` November 3, 2008

bass clarinet

The best damn instrument in the whole band. Way better than a clarinet. Usually plays the same music as the tubas.

Woah, I really respect that guy, even though hes in the band he still plays the most awsomeest instrument, the bass clarinet.

by Nick3561 April 3, 2008