learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

Clarineticorn

A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"

by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012

Clarisse

The most amazing beautiful girl who always knows how to make you feel good and is so funny and crazy and fun and you just gotta love her

She's such a Clarisse

by Issa boy toy July 21, 2016

Clairsentience

Clairsentience Is the ability to clearly feel energy or clear feeling. Feeling such things as emotions, thoughts, pain and yes even ghosts are made of energy. The stronger the energy of someones fears or thoughts the easier someone with clairsentience can feel it. It is an inner knowing the individual with the gift has come acustom to using and understanding as part of whom they are. For example the feeling of something is coming or knowing how someone is feeling and why. clairvoyance clairvoyant clairaudience

The girl must have been clairsentience, she/he knew the storm was coming days before it tore our little town to shreds.

by Indigo Ivy December 21, 2016

I Learned The Clarinet at School

I give fantastic blowjobs.

John: I learned the clarinet at school.

Sherlock: Uh...

by There I fixed it. November 4, 2012

Bass Clarinet

An instrument descended from heaven. Forged by God himself in the fires of Mt. Buffet with wood taken from the trees of the Garden of Eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. In the hands of an expert, the Bass Clarinet's power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.

A holy weapon of mass destruction. We call it- the bass clarinet.

by Antonymy July 14, 2011

Clarissa

A girl who is smart, sensitive, caring, nurturing, loving, adorable, and sweet; but has a sad, lonely, hurt, and dark side as well. A constant contradiction, doesn't like to be the one to make the decisions because she wants everyone to be happy. Always putting others before herself but not always doing it the way they want her to. Basically the best thing since sliced bread.

Boy: "Did you see Clarissa today, she looked amazing."

Girl: "That's because she's always amazing inside and out."

by BunnySprout December 9, 2013