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Catoflauge 

When your cat attempts to blend in with their surroundings, often resulting in grand success or epic fails.
As I walked down my hall, I noticed my cat attempting to use his Catoflauge skills by hiding behind the doorway, unaware I can his his little kitty ears sticking out.
Catoflauge by Martisaurus January 2, 2016

crapoflauge 

when something smells so bad that normally offensive odors are masked by the sheer overwhelming stank of it
Bro: That Mexican food I ate last night didn't sit well. I think I just shat myself.
Me: I didn't even notice 'cause that bum next to us is providing you crapoflauge.
crapoflauge by thekwan July 21, 2012

Camoflage 

The best COLOR in the world. Blends in with anything.
“What color shirt are you wearing today?” she asked.
“Camoflage”
Camoflage by Aggaga March 14, 2019

Orange camoflage 

That guy was wearing his orange and yellow BDU's, he was ready for war on the sun and y2k, even though neither one ever happened. What is he going to do with his orange camoflage now?