Clampede

A stampede of vagina.

Ben and I were at the restaurant, and suddenly a clampede broke out behind us, when a herd of women charged the buffet.

by Madfat November 10, 2009

Clamdipping

Female version of Teabagging. When a woman lowers her vagina over a guys face and dangles her clitoris over/in his mouth. Usually after a few shots of Tequila or a night of partying.

Wow.. did you see Shirley clamdipping Bob last night just before they cut the wedding cake?

by easypeasystyle July 26, 2010

Clayed

A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.

"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."

by ClevelandSad January 6, 2017

ClaMedia

Having one's clam exposed in the media.

Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008

chlamedian

Someone who has or has had chlamidya who is also funny.

chlamidyacomedian

Erica made a joke about chlamidya -she's such a chlamedian!

by lonelygirl101 May 16, 2016

we clawed

A new way to say we’re good/ we chilling. Use this after something eventful happens and you feel the need to tell people you are okay.

*gets in car crash*

“We clawed”

by Ilovemelana August 18, 2019

Clamel

A mixture of a camel and a clam.

Woah, she's such a clamel.

by becca boo123456789_x3* March 13, 2011