cumpig

A person having a great desire to consume large amounts of ejaculate, while displaying a hungry frenzied piglike demeanor.

The cumpigs body squirmed violently as she choked on dick and swallowed her last breath, a huge explosion of thick globby cum down her throat.

by cuntmouth July 29, 2006

Cumpire

Women or men who love to swallow sperm or even drink it from a glass. Some believe sperm to be the true fountain of youth and immortality.

Say your gettin' a really good blowjob and when you finally jizz it gets on your hand and all over her face. If she's a true cumpire she'll lick your fingers clean and wipe her face off with her hand and lick it all off and she may even suck your buddy's dick just to get a taste of more hot sticky cum.

by Brim-Stroker May 1, 2006

crumpitt

A non-gender specific first name given by parents who most likely hate their kid.

"Wow, I feel bad for Crumpitt."

by TheRubberSponge April 2, 2018

Ciumpac

It's that time when you're going super ultra mega crazy.

- HE IS GOING SUPER ULTRA MEGA CRAZY!!!'
- Yes, he's a CIUMPAC..

by Romanian Holbogan Dude November 21, 2021

Chumpified

An event or person the has been greatly affected by a chump.

The party was going really well until they turned up after that it was totally chumpified.

I was having a pretty good day until I served that customer, now it's chumpified.

by The_Game_1981 April 18, 2011

crumpit

(ENGLISH VERSION). From the swinging 60s era, also from 'Carry on' films a really beautiful girl usually with large breasts who puts out.

'Cor blimey, Judy is a really tasty bit of crumpit'. 'Can't wait to get home to get my tea and crumpit'.
'she's a nice piece of crumpit'. The sort of thing Austin Powers would say, 'I wouldn't mind getting my hands on your crumpit (girlfriend) mate!' Or 'Oi, piss off, find your own crumpit'.

by Doctor Holliday January 19, 2010

Clumpid

Someone who is both stupid and clumsy.

My roommate is so clumpid that he managed to break my fish tank.

by Zuesss June 17, 2018