Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.
A star was born.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.
A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
by timred December 23, 2006
Get the Hard Dickens Cider mug.When a person gets completely wasted on cider the day after they may have a cider poo which is commonly mistaken for diarrhoea but it can last for longer than the morning after.
Person. yo dude i was so wasted on cider last week
other person. is it man did you have a cider poo in the morning?
person. dude they lasted till like a day ago
other person. is it man did you have a cider poo in the morning?
person. dude they lasted till like a day ago
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a game, similar to amy winehands, in which the players tape 2 litre bottles of cider to their hands and
are not permitted to remove the bottles until they have been completely drunk.
are not permitted to remove the bottles until they have been completely drunk.
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Get the cider lout mug.Randomly placed bottles filled with cider colored liquid found along any major highway or road. From a car traveling at high speed they appear to be bottles of unfinished apple juice, when in reality the various containers are filled with human urine.
Dedicated truck drivers who's pay load is always on time frequently slug many quarts of caffinated beverages to stay alert. As their bladder swells, the innovative road warrior then tinkles carefully in the soft drink bottle while maintaining control of a 30 Ton rig at highway speed. To make sure that there will be no mistakenly drank pee pee as fatigue sets in later on, the trucker wisely tosses the road cider from the truck and reaches for another 2 liter of Mountain hollar.
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"What is a hot cider face?"
"Everything is hot...'side her face!"
by dubspinner November 7, 2007
Get the hot cider face mug.n. 1. A person who behaves without consideration for local custom or rules. adj. 2. Having an over-inflated sense of self importance; a megalomaniac.
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