CIA

Central Intelligence Agency, all a long-winded word for the biggest crack dealer of them all
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Your reaction when hear someone do pickupline
I forget your name.can i call you mine?

Cia cia!!
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Cia is a Beautiful woman who Has a body from a Goddess, great looks, and smile that will brighten up your mood. She is extremley nice and someone you would want to have as your friend. However, Cia is not one to mess with for she will beat the pure shit out of anyone that tries her.
"I got me a Cia"
"My bestfriend is Cia and she'll beat your ass for me"
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For the asexuals/the aces_

C - Chaotic
I - introverted
A - asexuals
«I’m part of the CIA»
«The Central Intelligence Agency?»
«No...the chaotic, introverted asexuals !»
«Oh, I see
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The malaysian meme. Its will speak right after they do the 'pickupline'. The victim of this situation is commonly and probably their crush, bestfriend and also their family. It shown if someone say this, they will make them look funny and more friendly.
"Hey, you look pretty today."

"Really? "
" Yup, pretty ugly ! "
" CIA CIA CIA ! "
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Possibly the worst fucking alphabet agency you'll find. They plunked $9 million (1973 dollars) into getting Salvador Allende out of office, but were too goddamn stupid and it took a junta with half the IQ of a CIA agent to overthrow the government. Any successes they have, they fall ass backwards into. They were put in charge of "interrogating terrorists," but did more to piss off the Arabs and turn non-terrorists into actual terrorists once they got out of Gitmo.

Gives more ammo to a radical imam than an al-Qaida video of an Abrams tank getting blown up to the sound of a muezzin giving the adhan.

Acronym for "Can't Instigate Anything."

The worst waste of money in this country besides Bush Jr's presidential pension.

The place where people who can't get into the State Department or FBI go when they fail the entrance exams.
I heard the CIA gave the prince of Jordan a bunch of New York hookers in the 70s to keep King Hussein on our side.
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There's no example for this word. It's one of those abbreviations you use to annoy and confuse random people.
by Hemo March 03, 2005
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