Churd

A person who is a combination of churl and turd.

by intelpro May 24, 2006

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When one is acting churdy. Or does Churdy things.

by Neuqua December 10, 2004

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churd

1. a fecal mass larger around than it is long.

2. a person producing same.

Just dropped a churd, guess I'll have to flush 10 or 15 times to break it up.

by iamrodriguez December 20, 2019

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A derogatory term that combines turd and chode. Used aptly for name calling.

by koddy kad October 16, 2022

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Small hardened chunks of smegma that are the result of poor hygiene.

Girl 1: I'm never going down on him again!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: ...Churds
Girl 2: (gags uncontrollably)

by Kelleyyo March 22, 2017

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A guy who sheds his ass hairs into his victims throats

Oh did u guys see Micheal Richards aka Churd at the party

by Nibbajews September 22, 2020

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The act of using spray cheese as lube while aggressively having sexual inter course with a dog.

“Bro I churded the family dog so hard last night!”
“Damn bro churding is scientifically proven to have negative health effects”

by muntmaxxing May 11, 2024

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