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ChurchLady 

ChurchLady:1.n.A Saturday Night Live character played by Dana Carvey.
2.The pwnz. Best player in DoD never. Not even kidding.
1."Well, isn't that special?"
2.ChurchLady? Oh yeah, She's the pwnz.
ChurchLady by Ted August 22, 2003

churchbait

A hot chick who lures you in with her hotness, but then de-balls for "misusing your magic stick" and drags you to church. Hallelujah!
"Dude, watch out...She's churchbait!"

"I can't tap that churchbait ass."
churchbait by Mr. Priest January 17, 2008

churchies 

Typically offensive and/or deragotry. Seldomly used in a playful manner.

1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They use the bible for any and every decision. As well as abiding by all of the "rules" like no swearing. Typically gets offended by anything that is normally funny.

2. Anyone who is part of the other 50% of the country that is religous, particulary one who
"I can't stand those churchies that refuse medical treatment because of their religion."
churchies by multiplexguru February 12, 2008

Churchateer 

a fellow homie that goes to your church.
My homie dj is a churchateer
Churchateer by Kyle November 19, 2003

churchese 

Words that are common within the church setting and are familiar to only those who attend church.
"Jim was speaking in churchese and I had no idea what he meant."
churchese by Lin Coleson January 21, 2008

Churchlish 

Religious dogma used as an excuse to act assholish and mean-spirited to everybody. Portmanteau of "church" and "churlish".
Just because the Bible says that you can buy women does not mean you have the right to pawn your daughter off to a creep with a checkbook. That's just churchlish.
Churchlish by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019