Church Slut

The act of worshipping God heavily on Sundays, while abstaining from sexual activity, and then engaging in heavy, kinky sexual actions, including munching, therest of the week. To pull a Valosoraptor.

"Damn, that Church Slut went all at the moment the clcok struck 12:01 on Monday morning. I"ve never seen a pair of panties ripped into so many pieces by one set of teeth."

Church Slut by Anonymous April 14, 2003

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church shoes

Dress shoes that are usually made of leather that are warn to a formal event.

Sidney wore his church shoes to Church.

church shoes by Adel May 12, 2018

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Church Socks

Old socks with holes in them that can be seen easily.

Why are you where those old ass church socks while you playin' basketball.

Church Socks by Cam*@*Jax July 30, 2007

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Lord Church Syndrome

A common illness in modern day gaming where the player has the motive to be the best of the best in hopes to get the attention of women. Typically a Virgin or a white knight gamer that has no life experience with women.

Guy 1: Did you see that dude in the last game of CS:GO? He got 37 kills and 2 deaths.

Guy 2: Yeah, I think he has the lord church syndrome which means he’s desperate for internet pussy.

Lord Church Syndrome by Uouu September 24, 2018