chunneling

To Chunnel, Chunneling is the sexual practice of defecating inside a toilet roll, then inserting that toilet roll into a person, and having sex with that toilet roll whilst it's inside them.

It is commonly used around Maidstone and other areas in Kent in particular, and is named after the Channel Tunnel, because the act of chunneling looks a bit like a car going into the Channel Tunnel.

He deserves a good chunneling for that.

by eggsbag October 7, 2012

Chunneled

having had sexual intercourse with someone with a six 16 shoe

Sarah couldn't walk after Bobby chunneled her

by shmelke January 4, 2003

chunneling

when one removes a used condom from a "lover's" orifice using only their nose, tongue, teeth, and lips.

A chunnel master is one who successfully removes the condom without spilling anything.

Although, at first the man was opposed to chunneling, he soon found himself a chunnel master.

by peter palmer April 18, 2006

The Chunnel

Running a train on a female member of the Royal Family, whilst holding her head under water and crying out "God Save the Queen."

Princess Di would have stuck it out with Charles if he would have given her The Chunnel.

by DaSow April 26, 2011

chunneling

chunneling but with piss.One guy takes a piss in a tube or cum whatever floats your boat and pass it back inforth.

chunneling is knew to CP

by Tyler May 5, 2004

Wind Chunnel

Riding in a vehicle at fast speeds with the windows down, creating a roaring wind noise.

I can't smoke a smog or hear anything while we're in this wind chunnel.

by A-Town Crew June 9, 2005

chunnel funnel

The tube or apparatus used to chunnel.

"Simon, please clean the chunnel funnel when we're done using it."

by softg August 15, 2007