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chunch

what you call camel toe on really, really fat girls; more commonly known as bunt
My photo teacher in high school was ridiculously large and had the biggest, protrudingest loving toe you ever saw with your own two eyes. One of those where it doesn't matter whether they're wearing a belt or not cause it's practically bouncing off of her loving knees all day either way. And the definition was incredible, one could clearly make out the labia and engorged clitoris from across her classroom. I think we named it her chunch when she was out of the room one day.
by space porter May 13, 2008
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by Kiki September 16, 2003
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the sound your bones make when they break...
dan's bone breaks... *CHUNCH*
by kc July 18, 2003
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the top of the crack of the ass; the plumber's crack
Pull up your pants. Your chunch is showing!
by lulu April 18, 2005
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Loose combination of "chode" and "douche".

An all-purpose term to describe a guy who sucks.
Jackie: "That guy over there really needs to stop yelling. Nobody wants to hear you talk dude."

Emily: "For sure, he's a total chunch."
by sparkbop September 19, 2009
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1. Noun- the combination of the words "chode" and "punch", a chunch is a powerful blow administered by a fist to the area between the scrotum and rectum more commonly known as the taint or chode.

2. Verb- the act of giving a chunch
(Noun) Say that again and I am going to give you the chunch of the century. Your scrotum will be inside your ass.

(Verb) I'm about to chunch you into next week. Your taint will see you next Tuesday.
by Thesmartestwomanintheworld September 8, 2013
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A Chunch is your prototypical douche, everything he does and says just is utterly idiotic and you need to treat him as an idiot.
Wow did you hear what Adam said? He's such a chunch.
by Mat Hedgecock July 21, 2017
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