coupling

Hit UK TV show, that flopped when remade stateside. Proof that humour is on the whole non-exportable.

"The plot of Lesbian spank inferno?
Well, there is these five lesbian film makers who decide to hold a competion to see who can make the best.. er art film. So they show each other the films and the loser gets err... spanked."

"They all get spanked in that one don't they"

"Err thats right they decide that to spank just one is discrimatory, so they decide they... all... need a.... spanking..."

"You've been watching porn again haven't you?"

"Oh god yes I am so sorry!!!!"
(Series 2 episode 3)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Chocolate Chumming

Defecating while being towed behind a watercraft.

Jason laid a line of Chocolate Chumming in front of the dock where Peter was jumping his bike resulting in Peter getting pinkeye.

by mosport76 April 5, 2016

Chuddling

To cuddle in an overly aggressive fashion in which the "big" spoon place one arm around the "little" spoons neck slowly suffocating till an existential bliss is reached.

Person 1: Did you reach second base with Mandy?

Person 2: No, but there was some crazy "chuddling" going on. I know she liked it.

Person 1: How did you know she liked it?

Person 2: Because nothing says i love you like their eyes rolling in the back of their head.

Person 1 to Person 2: *HIGH-FIVE*

by Awkword One April 28, 2010

chumming the line

When a person sharts while wearing a thong or g-string.

"She thought she was going to fart, but ended up chumming the line in front of the whole pool party."

by Jinx The Pirate July 3, 2018

Chumpinger

Chumpinger (n.) - Someone who commits a fralinger. Someone who fucks something up that is routine.

Hey Chumpinger, good job with the test.

by 7th floor crew January 28, 2006

giggling my chuckling beard off

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"

Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"

by leighzil August 3, 2009

Chumming The Bathwater

While taking a bath, a male furiously and vigorously masterbates over and over again dropping as many jizz oysters as he can in the bath and watching them float.

Jervis got home from school and decided to take a bath. After entering the tub, he decided to get himself off and started Chumming the Bathwater.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009