Chuffing

Masturbating, bashing one out

I hate it when my cat watches me chuffing

by Cuddlesthesexybeast2 March 15, 2014

chuf

A small blonde boy, usually in his teens, that follows larger groups of 'cool' people around and attempts to copy them.

"That Chuf is such a fairy"

by Big Gay Dave May 2, 2005

Chuffing

The act of giving head.

"She was chuffing me off last night and my mum walked in!"

by gaydar2010 February 21, 2010

chuf

A complimetary phrase, if applied in a positive sense (chuf up), given by someone if they see someone else do something that is funny/cool/really stupid.
Also an insult if applied in a negative sense (chuf down), if someone commits an act that is agreed by the surrounding people to be gay/douchy/fagatronic.
Also a rating scale. By "chuffing up", you increase your chuf rating on a scale that ranges from -6 to 6. If you have negative chuf, like Gary Miskovsky or Oprah, you are a dick.

<person commits an interesting/funny act>
"CHUF UP"

a person can also be defined by a chuf rating-
"That kid Gary is a negative 6 chuf"

by chuflover April 27, 2009

chuffed

70's-speak for the lingering, pleasant feeling of sexual satisfaction

"man, I'm heavily chuffed; Buffy was wild!"

by big johnson2 October 31, 2007

Chuf

the 'Chuf' noise made by a pussy during penetration.

see pussy, see porn, Chuf the noise

by Deejay Bones January 25, 2009

chuffed

To be given a good seeing to by a colleague in a place of work

"I was well chuffed on the common room table"

by Gooorggeous December 26, 2005