Chucknorrmous

Something that is bigger then everything there is.

Space is chucknorrmous

by Newmilk April 24, 2009

Checknoring

Going through the motions of ignoring network status alerts (or any other alert), then promptly ignoring.

Shit, I just received an alert the parking garage network is down.

Listen fellas, I'm checknoring this bizach.. its bullshit

by TunnelRat May 15, 2009

chuckdoll

Noun or adjective. A (slag). A whore who has had more semen in her than a sperm bank.
*Also can be a girl who is good for nothing other than a one-night stand.

You see that girl over there? She is a filthy chuckdoll.

by Malecki June 11, 2006

Chucknasty

Chucknasty is an adjective coined by one Mr. Chuckran, a high school physics teacher. It is used to describe extreme or ideal conditions, such as when there is zero gravity, no friction, or amusement park rides that can go extremely fast. At Chucknasty's Amusement Park, rides are designed to work so that the occupant, usually {Souza}, will be harmned.

Chucknasty is also the name of a super hero who has the power to make situations ideal.

In a chucknasty world, Newton's cradle would be able to go on indefinently.

by Chuckran's Student May 30, 2009

Chucknologist

Noun. A person who studies Chucknology.

"NEWS FLASH!!! Chucknologists have found Chuck Norris' weak point. Soon after, they were all killed by an unknown assassin who wrote "I am invincible" on the walls in the chucknologists' blood."

by Icebolt January 14, 2007

Chucknoriphobia

The fear of turning a around and seeing Chuck Norris there and ready to kill you

You seem to suffer from Chucknoriphobia, don't worry, most do.

by Caseda Val'rose December 12, 2006

Chucknado

A move that Chuck Norris pulls on the people who fuck with him most.He goes into a horrible rage and begins spinning violently.It is reported that he has spun so quickly that he has created winds up to 1500 mph,instantly ripping apart his opponent.There is no possible way to defend a Chucknado, just please don't fuck with Chuck.Pissing him off and causing the destruction,devastation,bloodshed,and your unavoidable death is not worth it.This move can make mother nature cry when she's on her period.

For example a Chucknado was performed once in Oregon.Debris and body parts were found 1,435 miles away in Maine.

by Troy P. November 8, 2007