Chrysler 300

Aka the poor man’s rolls royce. A vehicle typically seen in the hood and/or ghetto because they have an obscene amount of chrome and that usually appeals to people like that.

Check out my new to me chrysler 300. Its on 24 inch spinners, it has clear coat failure and a lot of chrome.

by Iamtheliquor55 February 17, 2022

Chrysler

Chrysler and Dodge vehicles can be identified by any number of common issues, peeling paint, missing or broken lights, smoking exhaust, on on the back of tow trucks, leaking, stalling, on fire, etc. Chrysler drivers (when the vehicle is actually running) are usually found speeding to get in front of everyone, only to slow down and hold up traffic. This is usually the case when in a long line of cars on the highway where it will almost always be a Chrysler or Dodge at the front of the line in the high speed lane, keeping pace with a slow car (usually another Chrysler) in the passenger lane so nobody can pass. Chrysler hasn't mastered how to make a car that can make it over 50K miles without major problems, with most problems starting during the warranty period. Warranty problems are generally blamed on the customer and denied. Chrysler also will not take responsibility and recall a vehicle for defects or safety until absolutely forced by the government. Chrysler and Dodge service departments screw people as much as possible and either tell you they can not duplicate an issue, or tell you things like their cars are not meant to be driven over 65mph, or the vehicle should pull so if you fall asleep the car will go off the road. Buying a Chrysler or Dodge usually involves every single component on the car being an option so you are forced to haggle with the overweight salesperson in the circa 1970 suit with the bad breath and the balloons tied to the cars.

You would think Chrysler would give up the automobile business and try something else since they haven't been able to make a car that runs since the late 1960's.

by Mike38943 August 24, 2010

Chrysler 300

A car that wannabe ballers drive because it looks like a Bentley, but it's affordable because it ISN'T one. Ghetto single mothers often scrape together every last dollar they can find to pay for one so they can be as close to ballin' as possible, while they are obviously on food stamps and covered in cheap, cliched tattoos.

After this hoe bought a bunch of Good Start with her WIC checks, she walked her stank, busted, nappy ass out to her Chrysler 300 that needs a wash and detail work.

by the $cuN>| June 3, 2009

Chrysler Town & Cunt-REE

A vehicle used for massive amounts of prostitution transactions within a 24 hour period, The van usually is custom inside and out from 24 inch spinners to a temprapedic bed.

Pimp 1: Did you see that ho-mobile?
Pimp 2: Bro thats not a ho-mobile you can tell by the rims its a Chrysler Town & Cunt-REE

by ADD Smurf November 16, 2011

Mid-life Chrysler

Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.

"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."

by Trogdaft June 3, 2009

chrysler 300c

A Pimp or Drug dealer vehicle. One in while the pimp out. By changing the grill, and adding rims.
Basically a poor mans Bentley.
Or even a wanna be Bentley.

"Yo did you see that tricked out Chrysler 300c?"
"Yeahh, that my nigga, doing he deals son."

by BryanFerr. June 10, 2008

chrysler

Company Has Recommended You Should Learn Engine Repair

Your Chrysler won't run without an owner's manual, you know.

by apotheon October 5, 2004