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hayden christensen

1. a new term for homosexual.
2. the most attractive thing to ever walk the earth.
1. "dude, we should totally go out to a hayden club tonight and scam on the fag hags."
2. i would kill my mother and step over her head body to be near hayden christensen.
by sarah March 12, 2005
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hayden christensen

A sad excuse for an actor. Synonyms include Tom Cruise Tara Reid Kirstin Dunst Brittany Murphy and John Travolta
Hayden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneonetwo

Portman: Shut the fuck up ya nerple
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David Christensen

The antichrist who has returned in the form of a great panda.
You were just smitten by David Christensen!!!!!!
by Salansar October 19, 2008
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Alex Glargaard Christensen

A man with huge balls and confidence because of his huge balls
Homie1: your such a Alex Glargaard Christensen
Homie2: thanks for the ball suck and compliment
by Hugeballguy October 26, 2022
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christensen middle school

A school full of whate kids who think they are black aka () and there is a retarted and the girls with act like they like you but they actually don’t and just want to break ur heart or embarrass you but there is a couple cool people but still a lot of it is racially confused kids and spoiled kids with no manners
by Yungniggerfaggot December 22, 2018
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Andreas Christensen

An amazing and underrated defender that plays for Chelsea and gets less credit cause he plays under the terrorist named Tucheliban. Has no weaknesses and is the best ball playing centre back in premier league history.
Chelsea fan: "Wait, what? Andreas Christensen has 42 clean sheets in his last 52 games? That's insane!"

Man City fan: "Everyone could get those numbers in a seven at the back terrorist system, he would flop playing for Pep's blues."
by Sxne19iv2 is weird November 23, 2021
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Kaare Alexander Christensen

Kaare Alexander Christensen, is so cute, that even a puppy is envious
by hapsi April 18, 2018
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