Christchurch Boys High School 

Christchurch Boys High is a leading academic, sporting and cultural school. Everyone wishes they went to Boys High but hides their insecurity by making up shit about it.

Person 1: Do you go to CBHS
A fine young man who respects and represents the school badge with pride: Yes I attend Christchurch Boys High School
Person 1: Damn I wish I went there.
A fine young man who respects and represents the school badge with pride: Please do not say the D-word.
Person 1: Wow, you are amazing.

Christchurch Boys High School by FineYoungMan July 24, 2019

Christchurch girls highschool 

A bunch of ethnic scissoring lesbians, that always end up on their 5th abortion by year 12.

Sometimes to pretend their interacting to males by sticking Pubic hair on their chins

Girl 1: is that a pregnant girl

Girl 2: yea she’s heading to her school Christchurch girls highschool

Girl 3: she’ll probs get her second abortion after school

Christchurch girls highschool by Fag24 June 25, 2024

Christchurch girls highschool 

A bunch of ethnic scissoring lesbians, that always end up on their 5th abortion by year 12.

Sometimes to pretend their interacting to males by sticking Pubic hair on their chins

Girl 1: is that a pregnant girl

Girl 2: yea she’s heading to her school Christchurch girls highschool

Girl 3: she’ll probs get her second abortion after school

Christchurch girls highschool by Fag24 June 25, 2024

Frozen Christchurch fault line 

While recieving a wristie a girl rubs an ice cube up and down the line of your arse and then randomly shoves it into your epicentre causing you to violently rumble and shake, spraying your load everywhere and finishing with your eyes rolled back in your head and sighing "oh oh christ"

Matt: "Thinking about doing the frozen Christchurch fault line with Kristie"

Ben: "too soon buddy, too soon"

Frozen Christchurch fault line by KiNGY_83 March 12, 2011

Christ Church

Biggest and best of all the Oxford Colleges, founded by Cardinal Wolsey and subsequently re-founded by Henry VIII. The only College to have a Cathedral as its Chapel. 'Nuff said, really...

Pembroke person: Gosh, I wish Christ Church had accepted me. As it is, I'm stuck in this shithole across the road.

Christ Church by Randy Rutter October 26, 2005

Christ Church Grammar School 

Chritchurch is a school located in the western suburbs of perth. It is known for being a sancutary for immigrants and a breading ground for homosexual men. If you don't already academics as an asian, you are forced to kiss other boys for tiktoks.

guy 1:"hey look at that kid drowning "
guy2:"must go to Christ Church Grammar School"

Christ Church Grammar School by PrivateschoolGimp March 25, 2021

Christ Church Secondary School 

Yoshi is awesome

I was admitted to Christ Church Secondary School!

Christ Church Secondary School by akhylys August 21, 2021