chrome to your dome

Getting a pistol placed up against the skull.

Mikey: Yo brah! Phil went to go sell the weed, but he got the chrome to his dome and got robbed instead! Phil said he was a heavyset black dude, should have known he'd be trouble.
Logan: Damn! He seems like the kind of guy that would put the chrome to your dome.

by Mikey the Real G October 22, 2013

chrome knob

When a male ejaculates on the nipples of a female

Parker gave Ashley Chrome Knobs last night.

by Math Wizard March 21, 2014

Chromebook

A sack of shit that costs over $200.

< Joe > Man, I've owned the same Chromebook for years, and it still sucks shit no matter what I do.

< Bill > I'm just gonna go get a normal Windows laptop.

< Joe > Good idea!

by GR1F May 6, 2015

Chromebook

Horrible computer with awful hardware running on the worst operating system of all time. It is sometimes referred to as a lagbook.

I used to use a chromebook, now i use a windows 11 computer like a normal person

by dhar woman July 7, 2022

we chrome

used in defining a team's performance in sports. We are shiny. We are strong. We are protective.
We win because we chrome.

The New York Giants 2022 team motto: We Chrome.

by stonedinvestor October 3, 2022

Chrome Zealot

A believer in a vaperware operating system designed by an advertising conglomerate front to a government project. These zealots claim their roots in a rarely used member of Web 2.0 technologies, the Chrome internet browser. The browser origins derived from a CIA scheme to gather intelligence on consumers using spyware to predict market swings, binge drinking at urban raves, rises in online discussions of conspiracy theories, trends in the porn industry, and communist activity in the far east. These believers, found in universities, wear the traditional rainbow colored suspenders indicative of the clan, and greet each other with the phrase “epic fail” followed by a rubbing of the left elbows. The FBI, perpetually suspicious of the CIA tricks against American citizens, invested millions in investigating the browser’s intelligence gathering activities but abandoned the case when cult membership dwindled to several dozen members. As the FBI director put it before the senate intelligence committee, “what can you expect from commi’s turned capitalists…it’s a total piece of shit. It serves the CIA right for putting Russians in charge of the project. It’s an epic boondoggle, a violation of the constitution, and a waste of money. The money would be better spent on electric mini-bikes, proving Joe Biden is Jimmy Hoffa, and a wax museum showcasing the late J. Edgar Hoover estate’s rare collection of pantyhose, corsets, and early twentieth century braziers.”

"No, I couldn't view the video you sent me. I'm a chrome zealot."

by stthomas_a_keen_ass October 6, 2009

chromeo

The best electrofunk band out there, formed by a skinny Jew and a fat Arab. Basically Marvin Gaye meets Jamiroquai meets Fedde le Grande meets Soft Cell.

Yo last night I walked in on my parents dancing to Fancy Footwork by Chromeo...

by airbaracuda456 October 8, 2008