chipotle shit

A massive fecal experience that occurs after eating a Chipotle burrito that makes your toilet look as if there was an explosion that came out of your anus.

Pete, I just took a chipotle shit and my ass is on fire.

by Pizzile December 19, 2006

Chipotle Makeout

When one takes a bite of chipotle and has their dating partner chew it out of their mouth.

Dude i just did a chipotle makeout with that chick back there! My mom is going to be so excited

by TheHuggy October 14, 2011

Chipotle Effect

After consuming Chipotle, the burrito pushes everything in the person's stomach out in the form of excrement. This effect usually takes place within 20-60 minutes after consumption. Friend's may compete to have the shortest "Chipotle Effect"

Dude the Chipotle Effect just hit me.

I'm scarred of what i am going to do during the Chipotle Effect.

Do not enter the bathroom, Chipotle Effect.

by huckthehandyman October 31, 2011

Chipophelia

An obsession with Chip Esten

CHIP: Ooh! Oh, Wayne, I think you're sweet, I really feel ya
WAYNE: Do ya do ya?
CHIP: I can tell right now that you've got Chipophelia!
WAYNE: Uh-huh!

by Horward April 28, 2008

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

by Kojak October 28, 2003

chipoodle

What happens in the bathroom after eating Chipotle.

I'm not looking forward to the chipoodle I'll have later.

by pegmelikecribbage April 11, 2015

chipotle triplets

A dump that stretches you so wide you need your ass sewn up to poop

properly again. The pain is often so bad you think you may lose

consciousness while on the can. A chiptle child x3.

"Bro, not only were you in the shitter forever but you are walking funny now", "DUDE I

had Chipotle Triplets ok!, give me a break! Now I need a wheel chair cause I cant walk, I should have had an epidural before I took that shit".

by GoathillGary November 25, 2016