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Choose-A-Belt

The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.
When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"
by Mark <Qtipp> June 2, 2007
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Choose Up

For women to be under the tutelage of a pimp. She is required to pay a choosing fee.
by Mr.GoldMind June 21, 2017
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choose up

To have sex no strings attached. A term made popular in the Inland Empire. Other variations of the word choosing, chose, chose up.
"That girl at the party chose up last night"
" I'm trying to choose up this weekend"
" People stay choosing up on me man"
" If you ain't choosing you're losing"
by Hayzell December 16, 2012
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Choose violence

When someone hits a nerve, usually by stating facts that are true, one can say they have “chosen violence”.
A: “People who don’t like Nicki Minaj are terrorists

B: “So you decided to choose violence
by teneliza June 13, 2021
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Choose lee

Very Skinny, boney- A term taken from Hindi word 'choose' which means something squeezed or sucked and 'lee' is for 'Bruce Lee' who was again a skinny guy.
checkout that choose lee over there
by Dijje December 26, 2009
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CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.
Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.
by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016
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right to choose

what dan's mom should have done
Finally, in exasperation, she told Dan,"i should have used my right to choose about 6 months before your birthday"
by mary July 9, 2004
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