Choose-A-Belt

The daunting nightmare where the parents give a child the choice of which belt to get whupped by.

When Dad told Billy to Choose-A-Belt, Little Bill naively chose the thin belt. The father chuckled and said, "You Know that those skinny ones sting the worst right?"

by Mark May 17, 2007

Choose Up

For women to be under the tutelage of a pimp. She is required to pay a choosing fee.

Choose up or loose me

by Mr.GoldMind June 21, 2017

choose up

To have sex no strings attached. A term made popular in the Inland Empire. Other variations of the word choosing, chose, chose up.

"That girl at the party chose up last night"
" I'm trying to choose up this weekend"
" People stay choosing up on me man"
" If you ain't choosing you're losing"

by Hayzell June 13, 2012

Choose violence

When someone hits a nerve, usually by stating facts that are true, one can say they have “chosen violence”.

A: “People who don’t like Nicki Minaj are terrorists”

B: “So you decided to choose violence”

by teneliza June 13, 2021

Choose lee

Very Skinny, boney- A term taken from Hindi word 'choose' which means something squeezed or sucked and 'lee' is for 'Bruce Lee' who was again a skinny guy.

checkout that choose lee over there

by Dijje December 26, 2009

CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.

Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.

by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016

right to choose

what dan's mom should have done

Finally, in exasperation, she told Dan,"i should have used my right to choose about 6 months before your birthday"

by mary July 09, 2004