A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion
For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.
Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"
For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.
Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"
"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"
by Seven87 January 16, 2006
Get the Russian Concussion mug.Probally on eof the most brutal forms on torture. The victim is bashed over the head from a block of cheese resulting in severe brain damage, memory loss, internal bleeding and a deformed skull.
Captain sauce: The last thing I want is a cheesy concussion
Torturer: You better tell me where you keep the money
Captain sauce: ok, ok ill tell you everything
Torturer: You better tell me where you keep the money
Captain sauce: ok, ok ill tell you everything
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n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.
Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!
Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.
Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.
by gnostic1 April 22, 2011
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Get the Chongus mug.A combination of the words "choice" and "bonus." Circa 1983, Beta Theta Pi fraternity, UCLA. For example, "choice + bonus = chonus" as scrawled on a bathroom wall in the fraternity house.
by ZippyZoppy January 13, 2010
Get the Chonus mug.Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.
I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.
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