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Chooched

The act of being completely screwed; completely robbed.
I just got completely chooched on that hand. I’ve never been so chooched in my life.
by Mussbuss May 16, 2019
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choched

To be extreamly strong and high
Us 4 teenage guys are going to get choched.
by PACAAAAA July 24, 2017
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Chooched

Optimally high on cocaine
“Dude, did you see that last gator tail? I’m fuckin chooched!”
by Actually Louis C.K. April 30, 2020
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choachella valley

an area in southern California; 100 miles east of Los Angeles (basically mexico).
most recognized by Palm Springs, a place that is pretty much a wanna be hollywood.

its dominated by rich old retired people, who drive expensive sports / exotic cars that usually go 10-15 miles below the speed limit.
it is a nice place to visit on the weekends (if you have money). living here is a different story. the youth who live here have absolutely nothing to do but drink, party, get high, have sex, or go to work/school and sleep. "if your born and raised here chances are you will either be a stoner, junky, slut, or a thug" is what many of the local youth say.

weather: summers get as hot as 125 degrees. winter as low as 40 degrees.

police: usually have too much time on their hands and usually harass the youth.

population: 365,002

diversity: 44.70% Non-Hispanic White,

49.90% Hispanic,

1.80% Black/African American,

2.10% Asian/Pacific Islander,

0.40% American Indian and Eskimo,

0.10% from other races,

and 1.10% from two or more races
"so where are you from?"
"the desert....choachella valley"
"im sorry..."
by watahhh760 December 12, 2009
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Chonched

To receive a serious blow, or to be involved in a fall or crash. Can also used to be described someone who has been seriously insulted or emotionally hurt.
Dude, did you see the guy on the bike who feel and smashed his face? He got soooo chonched!

When I told that guy his girlfriend was ugly, he was pretty chonched
by Kassidari February 4, 2010
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Chonched Out

John: Where's Mark?
Sarah: Didn't you see? Mark's chonched out on the couch. Did too much Mary Jane.
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