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Chive

Slang used to describe someone who is out of the ordinary. When one has been acting strange or dimwitted.
"stop being a chive"

"Your a big chive Qdini"
by c_los811 May 14, 2008
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to chill, to calm down, to stop wiggin'.
dude chive, I wasn't really going to steal a bite of your food.

Dude chive, there's no need to wig.

man we were chiving on the green.
by t sauce January 3, 2005
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Chives

A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.
The Dude: Aw man, that sucks that you got Chives? Who gave it to you?
The Man: That Dead Head at the club... she was hawt
by yogan February 2, 2009
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The Chive

An awesome site for viewing photos of whores. The best part: every girl with daddy issues and no self-respect uploads photos for the world to see. These types of females feel vulnerable elsewhere, but when you put a bunch of whores together, they let loose and show off their well-spent goods to the world.
I totally saw Sara on DAR! I know she slept with every guy on campus, but it's still nice to see her begging for acceptance on the chive!
by Awesome R December 26, 2012
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Chives

A creepy butler dude who will hang outside your window. A potential stalker and killer.

*does not have to be a butler. Could also be: unwanted male, cat, murderer, doctor, therapist, etc.
"So Jen, has Chives been around your window lately"
by Squishy The Bunny January 3, 2009
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Chive

An hand gesture involving an unconnecting high five across an open space where the fingers are turned down in the motion of a cat paw. Usually used after major bitching.
"You're stupid."
"Yes he is."
"Chive me bro."
by falker0001 November 21, 2009
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To be really stoned/high on marijuana.
Im so fuckin chived right now!

Sally looked really chived today...but then i remembered she wasnt!
by Breeeezer October 5, 2006
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