A husband reaches for a bowl of chips at a BBQ but his wife slaps his hand away.
The Chippy Slap has left the husband feeling caged and unfulfilled.
The Chippy Slap has left the husband feeling caged and unfulfilled.
by dockthirty August 21, 2013
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He was chirpy this morning, don't you think?
by Amanuet July 29, 2005
Get the chirpy mug.A problem that occurs when a person is addicted to Chipotle.
If Chipotle is withheld, a "Chiproblem" sufferer may experience states of irritability, hysterical crying or seizure like fits.
Once begun, these symptoms can only be cured by a Chipotle burrito, taco or burrito bowl. A side of chips and guac may be administered in dire situations.
If you think you or someone you know may have a "Chiproblem" here are some warning signs to look out for:
* They cannot go a day, hour, or ten minutes without Chipotle.
* They disappear for extended lengths of time, then suddenly re-appear glassy eyed and covered in beans.
* They drink guacamole instead of conventional beverages.
* They flip tables over at restaurants when they are not served Chipotle.
* You find hypodermic needles at their place filled with cheese and a special blend of spices that only the brilliant minds at Chipotle could think up.
If Chipotle is withheld, a "Chiproblem" sufferer may experience states of irritability, hysterical crying or seizure like fits.
Once begun, these symptoms can only be cured by a Chipotle burrito, taco or burrito bowl. A side of chips and guac may be administered in dire situations.
If you think you or someone you know may have a "Chiproblem" here are some warning signs to look out for:
* They cannot go a day, hour, or ten minutes without Chipotle.
* They disappear for extended lengths of time, then suddenly re-appear glassy eyed and covered in beans.
* They drink guacamole instead of conventional beverages.
* They flip tables over at restaurants when they are not served Chipotle.
* You find hypodermic needles at their place filled with cheese and a special blend of spices that only the brilliant minds at Chipotle could think up.
"Hey, man. Jared's been missing for like, a week now."
"I know, Broseph. I'm a bit worried. He went out for Chipotle and never came back..."
"Man. I think Jared might have a chiproblem."
"INTERVENTION TIME."
"...cheesy"
"I know, Broseph. I'm a bit worried. He went out for Chipotle and never came back..."
"Man. I think Jared might have a chiproblem."
"INTERVENTION TIME."
"...cheesy"
by missizzypants February 5, 2010
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CHIP-ruk-ka
1. An event where a man trims his chest hair and sprinkles it on top of a chopped salad that has 1000 Island dressing.
2. A rare event when a woman carefully saves up her chest hair and trims them. She then sprinkles them on top of a chopped salad that has been pre mixed with 1000 Island dressing.
CHIP-ruk-ka
1. An event where a man trims his chest hair and sprinkles it on top of a chopped salad that has 1000 Island dressing.
2. A rare event when a woman carefully saves up her chest hair and trims them. She then sprinkles them on top of a chopped salad that has been pre mixed with 1000 Island dressing.
Bill: last nights chiprucca with the guys went pheonomally well. Im was stoked to see Jessica there.
Ryan: Ya Bill, what a chiprucca for the ages.
I bet David likes her for the chiprucca she can provide.
Ryan: Ya Bill, what a chiprucca for the ages.
I bet David likes her for the chiprucca she can provide.
by Drinkyt May 24, 2013
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Get the Chippy mug.One ejection, four guys on the bench at once, and a broken collarbone. That hockey game was getting kind of chippy.
by dskoelling December 11, 2003
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