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chipotle 

1. A dried chili used in mexican and southwestern dishes.
2. A fast food resturante that hails from Colorado. The resturantes all have this fake art deco look to them. They teamed up with McDonald's in an effort to mass market their product across the country. Their goal is to further fatten the American consumer with over stuffed burritos that contain unkown amounts of calories. The food is good, but should be eaten responsibly.
Chipotle Chicken burrito= 1000 calories.
3 burritos a week= 1 pound of fat
please eat responsibly
chipotle by bloke4987649897 April 20, 2008

Chipotle 

Man, Chipotle is soo good and so much food, I have a burrito baby now!
Chipotle by davisd October 8, 2011

Chipotle 

Chipotle is a great restaurant that makes you feel happy but soon will make you stomach feel HORRID
I ate chipotle.I regret that *cries* it's been 40 years since I got on the toilet. I'm still on it now.
Chipotle by Potatoesaregood August 21, 2017

Chipotle 

A freaking amazing food restaurant chain of fast-food style Mexican food. Almost like a Subway but with tacos! Far better than Taco Bell. They also carry Gluten Free corn tortillas, at least the one I go too. Eating Chipotle is like getting an orgasm in your mouth.
Joe: Damn that was good.
Ben: What?
Joe: My Chipotle taco of course
Ben: Daaaaaamn Chipotle is like getting an orgasm in your mouth!
Joe: Dude I know
Ben: Bye I'm going to Potle now.
Chipotle by ~PVPSAAAN~ April 6, 2013

Chipotle 

A way of ejaculating down a womans throat in a manner as to choke her with both the cock and semen. Can also be used in combination with throatle, pronounced (throat-lay).
"Jenny gave me the best blow job, in return she received Chipotle in the throatle!"
Chipotle by TheMan73 October 6, 2011