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chipmunk

a monkey that still has a chip of wood stuck up his ass from fucking himself with a log
by j March 28, 2005
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chipmunk

when a person saves semen in their mouth for some later purpose, e.g., to use as facecream, to use as rape "evidence", or for impregnation
In Irons vs. Phillips, Phillips ended up paying $800 per month child support even though Irons chipmunked.
by rhinozrus February 13, 2009
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chipmunk

the most maniacal hell bent animal on the face of the earth. known for the killings of JFK and Jimmy Hoffa. They kill all in there path and often shoot down and blade rape those in there path.
according to the warren commision the chipmunk was the single bullet
by Frank Tellihnugh January 29, 2008
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chipmunk

When one masterbates into a girls cheeks until it becomes full and then and then you cum on her ass hole and throw your shaven pubes on it, creating a tail.
A) Whats a chipmunk?
B) When one masterbates into a girls cheeks until it becomes full and then and then you cum on her ass hole and throw your shaven pubes on it, creating a tail.
by lweis carrol November 13, 2007
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Chipmunking

The act of watching numerous recorded university lectures at 2x speed in a futile attempt to cover an entire semesters material the day before the final exam.
"Have you studied for tomorrows exam?"
"Nah, I'm chipmunking all the lectures tonight."
by MonkChipper November 10, 2012
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Chipmunked

When a woman felates a man to the base of his penis and then puts his balls in the sides of her cheeks as if a chipmunk has filled its mouth completely with nuts. Source: FenixDanee
Bro you wont believe it but Fenix chipmunked me last night, she took it all in no problem!
by 3dollar6inch February 14, 2017
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The Chipmunk

The act of a woman putting the left and right nut in her cheeks and the penis in her mouth creating the look of a chipmunk.
John, I gave your sister The Chipmunk last night. I bet her tonsils are swollen something fierce today.
by whurley October 20, 2014
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