childe

1 a young master.
2 the other definitions are just people messing up the spelling of "child".
3 tartaglia from genshin impact that i didn't manage to pull.

the childe is very wise, despite his young age.
or
how the fuck did you get childe on your first pull.

by hispotatogals December 6, 2020

Lana rhoades child

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them

Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

by Amongusinreallifesussus August 10, 2021

Childhood Traumas

A terrible situation or experience that occurs in your childhood life. It is usually really bad, and is something that is carried inside you forever, possibly making you anti-social or have a phobia of some kind.

1. Being beaten
2. Raped
3. Death of family/friend
4. Murder of family/friend

And more terrible things.
These are all examples of Childhood Traumas.

by crotchetyteenager November 27, 2010

Hair Child

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz

It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower

by kmfrayed April 29, 2012

the children

Straw objects, often in peril and in need of saving.

Think of "the children"! - Reporter
"I make movies for adults." - Quentin Tarantino

by A user of this website January 30, 2019

warner chilcotting

First tagged by Hank Green, this term defines anyone who runs a business where its customers' lives rely on it, most likely medicine drug companies. When the company randomly spikes the cost of their product, which endangers the lives of customers who may not afford the new price, the CEO of the company "Warner Chilcotted" their customers.

guy 1: "Hey, I can't afford my diabetes medicine because the price randomly rose out of nowhere!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"

by Harmonious One January 25, 2011

Child sermonizing

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016