childbirth

The abominably painful process that has brought so many people into this world. If there is anything that nature screwed up, it is childbirth, probably the most painful experience imaginable, and a lot of women died during childbirth before modern medicine.

When I saw a video of childbirth once, I went home and apologized to my mom.

by The KGB September 14, 2003

Childbirth

1. Absoltuely intense torturing pain that our "loving" God gave to women as a result of Eve eating the forbidden apple.

2. Something pro-life assholes want to force women and female teenagers who aren't ready for a child to go through as a "punishment" for having sex (cause they think an unborn fetus is more important than the woman who has to carry it). No girl should EVER be forced to though with this if she's not ready.

3. The reason men are luckier than women.

1. I didn't eat the goddamn apple, so why am I punished for it?!

2. 77% of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant.

3. And men say they can take pain better than women. Let's see a man have a baby.

Fuck childbirth. I don't want kids anyway.

by Trishelle May 19, 2007

childbirth

A mistake.

I knew I should have worn a rubber, this mistake never would had happen.

by Joe Jackson September 11, 2003

Chainsaw Childbirth

When a woman is cut open to have a baby removed directly from the uterus instead of giving birth through the vaginal canal. A more derogatory term for 'C-section'.

My little sister was so big that my mom had to have a chainsaw childbirth to get her out of there.

by DementedGlitch April 23, 2014

Childbirth

Something even rich people do because they're dumb and somehow like their own pain :/

childbirth is a horrible experience

by peoplearecrazy April 17, 2022

childbirth

The bit that comes before the afterbirth that even less mothers eat

I'm really looking forward to eating my placenta. Now just gotta get the lump in front of it out of the way.

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

Childbirth

The one thing that turns me on sexually

Friend: What do you do friday?
Me: Me? Nothing special, just my casual acitivity.
Friend: Which is?
Me: Watching childbirth.

by Fatgreasymcnuggets April 2, 2019