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Chevrolet

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

yes there cars look cool. ex. cobalt ss, corvette, camaro, and impala's.

yet the least relaible cars ever manufactured.
I have had all my buddies say after owning there chevy they have problems then they buy something else and the problamo is solved.
my chevrolet corvette smoked that stang. but I blew a fucking gasket

my cobalt ss just wrecked that srt4. but when i drove it days later the fucking clutch blew out
by Ry Sandeezy April 27, 2010
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Chevrolet

C racked
H eads
E very
V alve
R attles
O il
L eaks
E ngine
T icks
Piece of shit chevrolet only had it two weeks and brake light went out and battery died. = 06'TrailBlazer embarrassing no start in Wal-Mart parking lot.
by demonblade October 10, 2006
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Chevrolet

Can't Handle Even Volari Races Or Left Eating Turds.

An automotive manufacturing company that produces economical vehicles for the blind/deaf/dumb population of the world.
Bystander 1: Whats that leaking from that chevrolet cavaqueer over there?

Bystander 2: Everything. Now lets run, before it sets the one next to it on fire, and we all die in an explosion of plastic, and cheaply produced shrapnel.
by OIIIIIIIO December 1, 2006
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Chevrolet

The biggest peice of shit car to ever be made. One which when hits a mild turn rolls at first turn of the wheel crushing everyone inside with its dodgey interior. A car for anyone with no actual knowledge of auto mobiles who whenever they see a car on the street shout out the name of the model pronouncing it entirely incorrect. A car for dirty rednecks with an IQ of 54.
Hey Rob look its a piece of shit on wheels.
No George dont be silly thats a CHEVROLET!
by george simpson June 18, 2008
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Chevrolet

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T- Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Look at that guy with his new Inline 4 chevrolet, i will give it another week before it brakes down
by Harvard_Dropout November 16, 2019
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Chevrolet

Cheap
Heavy
Equipment

Very

Rusty

Overly

Loved

Eventually

Towed
Chevrolet<dog shit
by A_monkey_named_oliver August 5, 2021
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Diamond Chevrolet

v. To be nickel-and-dimed by passive-aggressive behavior, particularly by a company that sells products and/or services; to be ripped-off, misrepresented, or billed for unforseen expenses.

The word originated from the Webster Square neighborhood of Worcester, MA, as a result of the widely publicized business practices of the Diamond Chevrolet dealership.
I made sure my boss signed a contract before I started the project, or else I knew he'd Diamond Chevrolet me on my paycheck.

Everyone in Worcester knows someone who has been Diamond Chevrolet'd, so there's no excuse for it to happen to them.

You filthy Diamond Chevroleting rat, you killed my brother...
by MattYouKnowWho April 9, 2008
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