Cheek chafing

when you are running so hard your buns start to get sore from constant friction

man, I got cheek chafing so hard the other day from running

by Breckinbad February 20, 2015

chafing the carrot

another slang term for male masterbation

Dude, last night I was watching a porn and my mom walked in on me while I was chafing the carrot!

by RyanJ_53 April 9, 2009

chewing the scenery

In reference to actors (William Shatner comes immediately to mind) chewing the scenery means overacting or over-emoting.

His expression of being shocked by the murder was so great he was chewing the scenery.

by Urban Nate December 3, 2009

chewing cloth

variant of camel toe as seen through panties

Her pussy was so hungry, she was chewing cloth!
Her jeans are so tight. she's chewing cloth!

by stoat February 22, 2004

Chafing My Mind

It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.

Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."

by dominat0r May 30, 2013

Chewing the Wax

When one performs oral on a male while he wears a condom, either to avoid a mouthful of cum or to avoid catching STDs.

I was nervous about giving Eric a blowjob, but chewing the wax ensured I didn't get his syphilis-filled semen in my mouth.

by urbanSocrates May 2, 2018

cheffing

Logic. An urban synonym for shank, used to make a funnier term of how you stabbed or "cheffed" the person.

John: "Yo MJ, remember when we were cheffing up that nigga in Metropolis?"
Magic Johnson: "We cooked him bruh, it was funny. "

by Raymond X July 2, 2017