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cheesegrater

one who gives head who is also endowed with braces
she sucked me off, but what a cheesegrater!
by Bumnasty Burger January 20, 2005
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Cheesegrating

When someone bites or "grates" whilst giving a blow job.
Often causes much discomfort for the penis being grated
Past tense-cheesegrated
Boy: My cock is still red after you were cheesegrating me last night
Girl: don't worry, it wont stop it getting up
by Dinah Soares December 31, 2009
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Cheesegrater

A cheesegrater is a girl with braces that gives head to guys and cuts their dicks to pieces because of her braces... like a cheesegrater. Can be called Cheesegrating.. Cheesegrated.. These Girls usually are very ugly and easy.. Most guys get with a cheesegrater then regret it. If you see alot of guys at your school or in your town walking funny and looking like they are in pain in their dick area then you have a cheesegrater slut around.
Guy: Hey man that Megan chick is so easy.. imma get with her tonight..

Guy#2: Nahh dude dont shes a cheesegrater
Guy: Whats that ?

Guy#2: Ask Antony why he walks funny... his shit got cheesegrated!
by DitzyDoo March 28, 2011
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Cheesebreadarian

cheese·bred·er·i·an· (chz-brd-âr-n)

n.
1. One who practices cheesebreadarianism.

2. A person who's diet consist mainly of cheese and bread.

3. A person who claims that they are vegetarian but often eats unhealthy amounts of cheese and bread in their diet. Their diet usually has less than 10% of anything with vegetables or fruits.

4. A self-proclaimed vegetarian that wants the status and/or title of being a vegetarian to feel progressive yet lacks the will and effort to become a real vegetarian.
5. A quasi-vegetarian person who eats various fast food meals consisting of gluten and other animal by products, yet boasts about the importance of animals rights.

adj.
1. Of or relating to cheesebreadarianism or cheesebreadarians.
2. Consisting primarily or wholly of cheese and bread products: a cheese and bread diet.
She's not a vegetarian, she's a cheesebreadarian. The fat fucking bitch eats nothing but fucking cheese and bread everyday; cheese pizza's, cheese hot pockets, cheese quesadillas, cheese sandwiches, donuts, fried anything with cheese.
by Ken Fuji October 9, 2011
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Cheesebread

A fluid state of being, that encompasses all human experience. It can never be exceeded.
1.
Gig: Dude, lolcats just spammed my computer
Bronte: Bewm cheesebread.

2.
Bronte: Dude, steve buscemeyes?
Gig: BeWHM cheesebread!
by Franginal-Gooch Agency May 14, 2011
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cheesebread

Absolute fucking nobhead with an annoyingly cheesy smile, a really minute penis and a crack addiction. Live's in a crack den.
(small) (penis) (wanker) (cheesebread)
by speedebacon December 13, 2013
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Cheesegrater

The receiving of a blow job from a man/woman with braces.
"Ahh man, my dick got sawn off by some ho that gave me a cheesegrater after not telling me she had braces."
by Maxpeter224 January 11, 2006
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