Cheese on Toast

The act of not coming through on a promising flex (shag).

The phrase originates from Matt going back to Blackpool Jackie's place after a hook up in Rumours. Despite numerous attempts to get past the heavy petting stage- access was continally denied and Matt was left to lie awake in a state of flex limbo until 8 next morning, when he received a plate of cheese on toast for all his hard efforts.

It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.

by The Extractor May 26, 2006

toasted cheese

Toasted cheese is a fancy more sophisticated type of grilled cheese

Guy-1 Hey do you want any toasted cheese?
Guy-2 wtf is toasted cheese

by theplayerhaterz January 19, 2016

Toasted Cheese

A fart let out of the asshole.

"Dude did you just fart? I smell some toasted cheese"

by AlibiL490 November 6, 2017

Toasted Cheese Sandwich

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

toasted cheese sandwich

Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?

emuff said

by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich

a spadge filled and very hanging vagina.

i prized apart her minge lips and it looked like a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich.

by sam Hell June 22, 2004

Cheese On Toast

Cheese on toast is Grilled cheese on top of a piece of bread. Cheese on toast is John Deacon's favourite dish, something that is made fun of in the Queen Fandom.

-Let's have some Cheese On Toast.
-Pft who are you? John Deacon?

by ilovequeensomuchuwu June 29, 2019