Chatties

A term used for a woman with rather large boobs.

Chester: Wow look at the chatties on biddy

by BOOOUNDY October 16, 2007

Less chatties, more phatties.

a phrase used to inform someone they have been holding the bowl to long while chatting.... as if it was a microphone.

"Hey, quit talking and pass the bowl man... Less chatties, more phatties."

by shanerlady February 10, 2010

Chatmail

When you and your friend use the inbox/e-mail feature of Gmail, Ymail, etc. to chat; to write, read and reply with someone back and forth, typically at the same high speed as chatting.

An option for those times when you cannot have a chat program open on a work computer.

La and I chatmailed all day long for months. I would write something and hit send. She would reply right away. Neither or us were allowed to use a chat program at work.

by chris2004x August 25, 2009

Coattail Thank You

Any additional thank you's added to an original thank you. A coattail thank you requires less sincerity and initiative.

Boy 1: Hey Dad, thanks for buying us this yacht!

Boy 2: Yeah thanks.

Boy 1: You're stealing my thank you! That was a coattail thank you!

by J Drizzy November 4, 2011

chatties

Scottish slang. Refers to illegal drug Ecstasy, MDMA, Sweeties. Makes you very social, i.e. talk a lot.

Often heard in working class social circles, "You neckin chatties the night?"

by Mr Scotsman April 19, 2006

Molotov Cattail

A violent and somewhat revolutionary act, whereby one takes a mason jar, a flammable liquid of some variety, a roll of duct tape, and, of course, a live, adorable, mewling kitten. You take the jar, fill it a depth of roughly half the cat's length, dangle the kitten head first into the jar (barely deep enough for it's snout to be submerged), securely tape the kitten's haunches/hindquarters into the mouth of the jar, light it's tail, and throw it at the offending party. Preferably, the elderly, for being slow... and smelly. And old.

I was sitting on my porch, and Old Man Jenkins hobbled by. Naturally, I was consumed with a ravenous, hellbound fury and an unquenchable thirst to take his life, via a good ol' Molotov Cattail. My life sentence starts Thursday.

Totally worth it.

by Kamui Takahashi November 8, 2009

Jay Walking Coattails

The act of crossing the street because someone before you has already crossed and caused traffic to stop. In effect, jay walking because someone else already has.

I rode on this guy's Jay Walking Coattails after he jumped in front of traffic and caused a 30 car pile up.

by Eager Beaver Parcel October 4, 2011