Charcoal Spanner

Also known as Charlotte Spencer, she is known to spend over 70% of her school time on her phone in the bathroom with her friends, taking mirror selfies which rarely show her face, as it is either always covered by her phone, or her hand. She also has a tendency to put a ask me anything x box on her instagram story, normally 3-4 times per week. It is also rumor to her having a crush on a teacher named Derek Jennison. She is always flirting and taking pictures of him.

Is that Charcoal Spanner flirting with Mr Jennison again? What a ho.

by Mooscula April 5, 2019

charcoal challenge

The Charcoal Challenge involves eating 3 lamb/chicken doners from the infamous Charcoal Grill in quick succession.

Drunk guy: Gimme another lamb doner!
Turk: But you've already had two.
Drunk guy: Ya, just gimme another!
Turk: OK but you'll be on the toilet all day.

Spectator:Hmmm, the charcoal challenge

by jchoad March 13, 2008

Charcoal Pole

Someone who has an unusually dark penis.

Charlie: Hey dude why is your penis so black?
Peter: Yeh i know it looks like ive dipped it in charcoal...and im not even black
Kathy(appearing out of nowhere): Haha look everyone he has a charcoal pole!

by alexis capone January 8, 2008

Charcoal Demon

A person of African-American descent who looks capable of raping/killing a thousand Caucasians

*O.J. Simpson turns up at afterparty*

Paris Hilton: 'Mmm, delicious. I spot a Charcoal Demon.'

by Aviate January 25, 2009

charcoal delight

fellatio performed immediately after smoking a cigarette

I heard the neighborhood hooker gave Jose a charcoal delight last night. Now that's what I call smoking pole!

by Don Gato August 28, 2008

Charcoal Ghost

A person who is so black in color as to be completely cloaked during the nightfall hours.

Tyrone: So, you think you black huh?
Trevor: I is the blackest fo'shure.
Tyrone: Well then you haven't met Otis. That mothafuckah is a charcoal ghost, he is!

by Oscart Mattball August 20, 2011

Charcoal Monkey

a woman who has eaten too much and can no longer walk. Instead, they are stuck living in bed, awaiting death by various mishaps like liver failure and sweet cakes.

"did you see that woman?"
"yeah dude shes a charcoal monkey."

by Moonshine Billy November 2, 2011