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Capture the flag

When a girl inserts her underwear into her vagina and prompts her male (or female) partner to remove the underwear with his mouth.
I wanted to get her out of my room but I couldn't find her underwear. Then she turned to me and asked me to capture the flag.
by Premature ejaculator October 28, 2011
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Capture the flag

When a guy or male steals the virginity of a woman
Hey tyler, see that banging hot gal over there? You should totally Capture the flag of hers.
by NJT4147 September 21, 2013
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The Crapture

The End of Times Crap-fest for Neo-Con wingnut Christianists, when their fear of an Obama presidency will propel them all heavenward on a "flaming column" of their own feces.
In the blog "Sadly, No!" Arky The Islahomobamaist proposed, "I’m really interested to see what they’ll do if Obama wins. The current level of hysteria suggests they’ll blast off to the moon on a flaming column of fear-propulsed diarrhea", which Jennifer then dubbed as "The Crapture".
by Dmajor October 18, 2008
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Courting capture mode

the mode you go into in order to get the object of your affections, occassionally requires lying
you went on his motorbike, but you hate motorbikes.
I know.

are you in courting capture mode?
might be
Playa, get that man
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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Captureq

An absolute freak of nature. A Captureq does chores for everybody else and forgets about progressing himself.
A Captureq is also good at getting mending for other people.
/msg Captureq It has been 10 minutes! Get me my mending!
by spenshar October 6, 2021
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capture the flag

A game where you hide a flag from the opposing team, the playing field is usually divided into two equal sections.
A simpler alternative to this can be played by having a field like so:
J. . . . .C
|. . . . .|
C- - - C
|. . . . .|
C. . . . .J

C = Chair/Stand that has flag sitting on top of it.
J = "Jail", the place you go to after being tug in the opposing team's side.
- = Center line, teams have to run here while holding the oppositions flag to score points.

Teams try and get the flag in enemys territory to the center line. If you get tug and are in jail you can get out if someone from your team runs past the enemy and tags you.
Capture the flag is a fun game to play when you are a kid!
by shadow77110 September 2, 2006
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capture the ass

An activity practiced by some male teenagers in which they compete to take photographs of the backsides of attractive females without them knowing.
Example 1:

Bob: Damn! You see that?
James: Yo I gotta capture that ass!

Example 2:

Anthony: Lotta girls here, dude.
Mike: I know, man. Time to capture the ass.
by TheParkourPunk September 25, 2008
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