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Lesbian Chaperon

A man who realizes he is the third wheel on a date or activity with a romantic interest instead of her friend. As a result the likelihood of any sexual activities drops to zero.
"How was your date with Sandy."
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."

This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
by sbxconlan January 17, 2013
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Wild Chaperone

The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play
My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!
by Satan's Hamster November 9, 2016
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Chaperone

an adult who supervises a one or group of people that younger than him/her
my mom volunteered to be a chaperone for our field trip to the zoo
by Mido487678 June 10, 2024
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