Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.

Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.

by orangehouse December 13, 2010

chubby chango

The cutest living animal on the planet. SO cute that only few have seen the cuteness without their heads exploding all over their breakfast.

Guy1: Whoa man did you see chubby chango?

Guy2: I did, but then my head exploded.

by SuperMango February 24, 2013

Chantony

A very true couple of two who are in deep love and possibly even soon to be married. This is a common slang word in Australia.

Their couple is a Chantony - common slang

by Very cool person! AGM! December 8, 2017

life changing dick

The dick that wrecks homes and vaginas. The dick that changes lives for the better or worse. They will never forget. It changes them forever.

The ex-wife is still DTF from that LCD life changing dick

by R3d_Rabbit December 20, 2016

a-changing

In the process of changing

Times are a-changing.

by Hercolena Oliver March 9, 2009

changover

The ridiculously horrible hangover from drinking chang beer, a local beer in thailand. rumored to have formaldehyde, drink this and you shall live on forever..

Holy shit my head is killing me. This is the worst changover i've had since i've been in thailand.

by leeinthailand June 28, 2007

Clangon

The only religion, This religion is ruled by the almighty Clanga of Cobar. If you dont follow this religion you go to clangon hell , if you do and u sacrifice homo's to clanga each year you will go to Clangon Heaven.

Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.

Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)

Person 1: Are you part of the Clangon religion?
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )

by Clangon Forever November 23, 2020