bertuzzi

the act of being an epic dildo when you think you're doing something justified and noble

waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends.

chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.

by supermango March 14, 2009

chubby chango

The cutest living animal on the planet. SO cute that only few have seen the cuteness without their heads exploding all over their breakfast.

Guy1: Whoa man did you see chubby chango?

Guy2: I did, but then my head exploded.

by SuperMango February 24, 2013