Mongolian Chairlift

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.

Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!

by Dave Pat August 24, 2008

@_chaikilover

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by stan_watermelons May 5, 2021

chairloo

A man, usually with name Lewis, that finds himself unable to remove himself from his camp chair

“Hey look at chairloo over there, he’s cooked!”

by Chowder01 August 21, 2021

Aka chairblind

The best intro to a TikTok ever made

Hey what is up guys it’s your boy Andrew aka chairblind

by Guest killer December 9, 2021

Charile

A kid who likes anime and his own fingers he will use his powers and weapons against you

Guy: ha you like anime
Charile : dubcjbkvjmbkvhh

Guy: what

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by Willne69 June 19, 2018

Chairish

Chairish is a beautiful girl stubborn as ever does what she want she don’t listen has a attitude don’t like a lot a people spoiled brat cry baby don’t care about most things laugh at everything she don’t mean any harm by laughing at serious situations.GOOFY

Have you seen Chairish she beautiful but had a attitude. She funny as fuck

by ChairishUnique May 22, 2020

Chirillo Lollipop

When a female or male sticks thier finger up your ass then pulls it out and licks it like a lollipop.

"This chick was fingering my ass and she did a Chirillo Lollipop"

by AnalAssassin August 14, 2007