The Ceremony

When a man puts semen on his thumb and then smears it across his partners forehead while saying: SIMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

After having missionary intercourse with my significant other, I performed The Ceremony on her.

by KWK June 16, 2009

ceremonial sniff

Something all people do after fingering a girl. If you've ever fingered a girl before, you know exactly what I'm talking about. "checking the goods" is one way of putting it.

"So I finally fingered Delilah"
"...and everything was in order"
"Yeah I did the ceremonial sniff, everything checks out ok"

by fidge July 15, 2015

Ceremonials

55 minutes and 58 seconds of perfection in the form of Florence + The Machine's sophomore album.

My absolute favorite album of all time ever is Ceremonials.

by misrabella November 27, 2012

Ceremony

a late 90s shoegazing/postpunk band out of Philadelphia

Have you heard of Ceremony?

by WarGoatForestWolf666 April 10, 2010

Knighting Ceremony

An historic event in which the female falls to her knees, bows her head and closes her eyes to signify her preparedness for the honor. Her sex-friend places his schlong first on her left shoulder, then her right. As the soon-to-be knight lifts her head to rise to her feet, she is met by a cockslap with the strength of a thousand suns.

-I wanted to have sex to her, but she wasn't of noble descent...
-That's too bad that you couldn't get busy on her.
-Well we just had to have a knighting ceremony first...then we smashed.

by jouststrap July 21, 2011

Dolphin Healing Ceremony

Any gathering of environmentalists, yoga-fanatics or other new-age types that is annoyingly trite and/or cheesy.

1.They played Jeff Buckley's 'Hallelujah' in my yoga class this morning. It was a total dolphin healing ceremony. That'll teach me to to ditch Bikram Yoga.

2. I got sucked into going to a total Dolphin Healing Ceremony of a flute concert with my hippie parents.

by MTKarl January 26, 2010

Cremony

Cremony is similar but not the same as a ceremony. Cremony is oft confused but is a fancier and larger version of a reception that occur in weddings or dances

Wanna had the greatest cremony the city of Austin had ever seen

by Joes312 June 30, 2016