Celibate

No fucking.

Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020

Celibate

Being celibate isn't the same thing as not getting to bathe or eat, it's not a punishment.

Being celibate, whether it's by choice or not, is not a punishment because sex isn't like food, you can keep going without it.

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021

Angry Celibate

A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.

Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"

by Zoopy July 17, 2007

Celica

Derives from the Latin word coelica meaning "heavenly" or "celestial". Plural form of "celestial" as in "celestial things

Celica loves cars especially the Celica because it's a Sport car!

by Celica.me October 29, 2018

Celina

A Celina is usually short, with dark hair. She is good at seducing men, a real femme fatale. Be careful when you come in contact. She is good with words and can persuade you to doing almost anything. Her love is so strong and she lets it show. When she's happy, the whole world will know. Consider yourself lucky if she settles down with you. Make sure you entertain her and make her happy because she could leave at any minute. Girls usually hate her because Celina catches everyone's eye. Girls envy her and boys love her

Boy: celina fucked with my head. She lead me on. I think I'm in love man
Friend: she got you too?!

Girl: why is she here? Now who is gonna wanna look at us or even talk to us?
Other friend: there went my self esteem

by stephney June 21, 2014

Clitastrophe

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.

"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.

by rapunzabel June 11, 2017

Clitar Hero

Flamboyant female masturbation

"yeah, i walked in on Jenny the other day and caught her playing clitar hero, she was strumming some serious riffs"

by sporting lesbian October 27, 2008