celebate 

to masturbate in celebration.

When I came in first in the race, I went home and celebated.

celebate by gee clam May 10, 2009

celebate 

Act of celebrating by masterbating!

I celebated after finals on Wednesday!

celebate by Captain Spence123 January 5, 2008

CeleBATE 

Celebrating through masturbation.
i.e a victory wank

How do you celebrate?...I have a victory wank...a celeBATE if you will.

CeleBATE by ErinShearer+CameronBell January 5, 2011

Celebate 

To celebrate a cause, event, or holiday by masturbation due to lack of sex.

I celebate Independence Day with ejaculatory freedom because America.
I'm celebating because I'm not getting laid-- I mean today is special.

Celebate by Cazure July 31, 2013

Celebate 

The re-invention of "celebrate." Celebate is a word used to describe a type of celebration about famous people. Hence the word celeb, in celebate.

I'm going to celebate lindsay lohan getting out of prison!!

Celebate by thepartyingcelebator March 14, 2011

Celebate 

Celebrating a holiday by masturbating.

Christy: How are you spending your birthday tonight?
Reid: I’m going to stay home and celebate.

Celebate by Waterlogged November 19, 2018

Celebater 

A person, usually a man, who gets married, thinking that he will now have a steady source of sexual pleasure, only to find out that even being a provider of a good and steady quotient of Honey Due Projects being done on time, is not going to get him any more Poontang!, than if he just sat in the Living room, watching Sports on tv, with his now way dead dirty socks hanging half way off his really smelly feet! Hence his need to celebrate the fact that he is now a good and steady Celebater!

"Aei there Bill! Did you hear about Rince? Well, he got married to that gorgeous Josephine! And straight away she turned him into a Celebater!"

Celebater by Bruce Bombastico December 23, 2021