Midnight Creeper

When you wake up in the middle of the night and start having sex with the girl sleeping next to you.

Joey said "Hey man I woke up in the middle of the night with a raging boner so I gave my girl the ol' Midnight Creeper"

by geoffstacks June 17, 2009

Creepertunity

The moment when an oppertunity arises to take a picture of someone extremely attractive to the opposite sex

I was walking in the mall when this fine ass chick dropped her bag giving me a great creepertunity to take a chivable pic of that ass.

by MidwestMegaDan September 14, 2012

Creeper Complex

A complex where someone sees everyone and everything as "awkward" or "creepy"--words they use about 50 times a day. They construe ordinary, benign strangers as foreign, distant, and obtrusive, and regard unusual events outside the realm of their own standards & norms with an unreasonable amount of incredulity, disdain, or even alarm. Because of this, they often become avoidant, hesitant, and isolated in public situations, and so ironically, they become the most awkward and creepy people. Their construal of other people becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy when everyone meets their awkwardness with avoidance and mistrust--everything characterized by a creeper. Thus, they really do live in a world of creepers with everything becoming "awkward" and "creepy", hence, the "Creeper Complex".

Dumb bitch with creeper complex: OMG, that person is so awkward! And look at that guy over there! He's being WAY too comfortable with himself, and I'm NOT okay with it. Where the hell are my friends.

Normal, upstanding group: (*talking to each other*) Who the hell is that dumb bitch over there? Can we go back to having a good time?

Bitch: (*seeing the group*) OMG those people just shot me a strange eye... They ARE creepy! (*flees*)

by CaptainNero July 13, 2009

Creeper Dad

A dad puts on sun glasses to check out his daughter's friends when they are at the pool.

Can you believe Dani's dad, he is always watching us when we are at the pool. He's a total Creeper Dad.

by Knucklehead Shrimpy April 26, 2010

Creeper

So way back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swingin' from side to side (side to side)
This task a grueling one
Hope to find some diamonds tonight (night, night)
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh no it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (stuff again)
Just when you think you're safe
Overhearsome hissing from right behind (right behind)
That's a nice life you have
Shame it's got to end at this time, time, time, time
Blows up, and your health bar drops and you could use a 1-up
Get inside don't be tardy
So now you're stuck in there
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die

Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (stuff again)
Creepers, ya mine, haha
Dig up diamonds, craft those diamonds, make some armor
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, mlg pro
The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Ha, training in your room under the torch light
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight
Every single day in the whole night
Creeper's out prowlin', (Whoo), alright
Look at me, look at you
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new
And my blade's gonna tear through you
Bring it
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
(Get your stuff, yea let's take back the world, haha)
Cause baby tonight
You grab your sword, armor and go (it's on)
Take your revenge (woo)
So fight, fight
Like it's the last, last
Night of your life, life show them your bite (woo)
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (woo)

by kwozont & caik January 5, 2021

Creepersaurus rex

A person who is beyond creepy, like a creepy dinosaur (such as a T-rex). They are very strange, weird, bizarre, uncomfortable, and are usually very much unaware of it. A Creepersaurus rex will exhibit inappropriate behavior, such as stalking, demonstrating mental breakdowns on social media, or worse.

Teacher: This former student of ours posted pictures of my colleague on her Facebook cover photos without his knowing and she totally came off as a Creepersaurus rex. Stay clear of her.
Colleague: Omg... Yikes! The zoomed in photo sure didn't make it any less creepy, huh...

by LingDanc803 April 21, 2021

Creeper Complex

a type of complex where a person makes everything more awkward than it is, calls everyone a "creeper", has shitty social competence, and snubs people that are different from them. It's not that other people are weird, they just freak out at everything and make situations more tense than they really are.

At a popular beach resort, two girls are posing for a photo taken by a third girl, standing a considerable distance apart. A man lingers between them, on his cell phone, unaware that he is standing in the way. They hesitate for a moment before asking him to move, in which he apologizes as he moves out of the way. Afterwards:
Girl 1: OMG, that guy was SUCH a creeper!
Girl 3: ... ? No--he was just on the phone and he couldn't tell that he was in the way. You and you're god-damm creeper complex need to calm the fuck down.

by GatorFan87 July 2, 2009