Catspeak

Nonsensical or glaringly incorrect grammar usage, usually found in internet typing. The presence of catspeak usually indicates that somebody let their cat use the computer.

Catspeak is used by non-cats, for humorous effect, in cat-themed image macros.

Examples of catspeak:

This is too many breads!

Surrender all your nutrient.

by Anonymous B. Tard May 2, 2007

Cats

the most cuddly gifts from god.

Cats are my idol.

Cats are love. Cats are life.

by MyBigFatBoobs January 24, 2020

catspiracy

When one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed.

The alarm went off, then Chairman Meow laid on mt chest. Total catspiracy!

by such a Judge Reinhold November 4, 2016

Cats

1. Rulers of the internet

2. Cute

3. Fireballs of claws and death

Me: Hey its a cat
Friend: oh cool
Me: *makes a luring noise*
Friend: you shouldnt-
Me: *strokes cat*
Cat: *purrs* meow
Me: oh whos so cute? *looks away* *accidentally pokes cats eye* ...
Cat: *catches fire and goes into ball form with claws facing out*
Me: uhm.. *gets attacked by cat* *dies* *singed body on the ground*
Friend: i told him so...

END

by _Better_Than_You_ August 2, 2016

Cats

Cats are medium sized, fluffy felines. Cats love to play and cuddle, but don't be fooled by their cuteness; they have razor sharp claws that can slash out your eyes. But they're still very cute.

Cats are cute and fluffy, but vicious.

by Cat Lover322 October 19, 2011

catsitting

An often occurring event when Skidoo riders, out of charity, allow cat riders to ride with them. After a rip through the woods, the Doo riders will invariably be forced to wait for the cat riders to catch up. More often than not, the cat riders never show up due to mechanical failure of their inferior sleds. Hence, the term catsitting refers to Doo riders sitting and waiting on cat riders.

We went rippin with Arctic Cat Dave in Cherry Creek, but ended up catsitting most of the weekend.

by Doosr4eva March 10, 2008

Battle Cats

A kickass game made by the Japanese company PONOS.

1: Do you play battle cats?
2: Fuck YEA!

by MrCatMan741 March 30, 2021