crautism is a word
by holly m and ben g October 29, 2020
Get the crautism mug.I had online school and i had a math class but i didnt do anything other them write captism, it has no meaning, i am a stupid baby child so thats the definition, i own this word.
baby: how many problems did you finish in todays math class?
stupid baby: um... today was captism.
baby: you stupid child
stupid baby: um... today was captism.
baby: you stupid child
by stupidbabiescult March 9, 2021
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(n) From cute-ism. A stock pose, affectation or mannerism designed to create a specific effect on the beholder. This is often to look cute, but can be used to provide a feeling of amity, intimacy or other emotion. A stylised form of non-verbal communication, specific to an individual or individuals.
Related terms: signature cutism, micro-cutism
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Related terms: signature cutism, micro-cutism
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A: Just a question, but does K remind you of anyone in particular?
B: YES! She has all these cutisms borrowed from Jennifer Lawrence! They may not be totally real, but they do kind of work for her.
A: Talking of cutisms, that face you put on when K told you there wouldn't be any pudding was hilarious!
B: YES! She has all these cutisms borrowed from Jennifer Lawrence! They may not be totally real, but they do kind of work for her.
A: Talking of cutisms, that face you put on when K told you there wouldn't be any pudding was hilarious!
by NxNW39RM September 16, 2022
Get the cutism mug.Cartism, otherwise known as Automobile Spectrum Disorder, occurs when at least three of the following behaviours are manifested in an individual.
1. Inability to engage in conversation without redirecting discussion toward cars, engines, or related topics.
2. Compulsive identification of passing vehicles by make, model, trim, and wheel options, often to the bewilderment of peers
3. Excessive accumulation of trivia concerning horsepower, torque, and obscure production years.
4. Emotional distress when confronted with topics unrelated to vehicles.
5. Uncontrollable urge to compare every life event to a car metaphor (“She’s high-maintenance, like a BMW M5”).
1. Inability to engage in conversation without redirecting discussion toward cars, engines, or related topics.
2. Compulsive identification of passing vehicles by make, model, trim, and wheel options, often to the bewilderment of peers
3. Excessive accumulation of trivia concerning horsepower, torque, and obscure production years.
4. Emotional distress when confronted with topics unrelated to vehicles.
5. Uncontrollable urge to compare every life event to a car metaphor (“She’s high-maintenance, like a BMW M5”).
During the funeral, Kevin’s Cartism flared so badly he leaned over the casket and whispered, ‘Honestly, she had the aerodynamics of a ’97 Civic.
by cartism girl September 4, 2025
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