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Caucus tie

A situation where everything else being equal the two competitors compare penis size to determine a winner. From the Iowa caucus, how they handle ties in voting before women had the right to vote.
Out of events to play they called for a caucus tie to finally determine the winner of the decathlon.
by DJ JDB the 4th October 6, 2016
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Caucus fecal dance

When a woman is throwing up and the husband has (consensual)diarrhea on the woman while singing California Gurls
Hey babe,we can do the caucus fecal dance
by Blueberry salad May 25, 2023
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Caucus Catcher 4000

The Caucus Catcher 4000 is the latest cutting edge technology in penile hunting. It offers a vast improvement from it's predecessor, the "cock clamp" as well as the original "cock claw" this is the base model with no attachments, and as you can see no problem scooping up that wet willy. Just remember to "clean it" before you "cream it". Nice cock!
I need to get rid of my Cock Claw, the Caucus Catcher 4000 is way better.
by Person2.1416 December 21, 2023
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Basement Caucus

A group of Twitter lowlives in the political circle, many (but not all) of them stan accounts for a specific obscure politician, that are extremely autistic and don't leave their basements, and will never get to experience living life like a normal person. Very similar to the Election Mafia, with plenty of overlap as well.
The Republican Basement Caucus went on a rant about how a specific North Carolina politician would lose because he was too far right, although he really wasn't. He ended up winning by 7 points.
by god emperor blumpfth October 14, 2021
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Iowa Caucus

A physical representation of a modified painting based on the dogs playing poker. Except in this the dogs are replaced by Albino Gorillas and the cards and poker chips are replaced by feces. And the winner gets to be President.
"Hey Jim, that Iowa Caucus is tonight! I bet you five fucks that Jojo wins!"
"Ooooh, sorry Randy, I don't have any fucks to give."
by Hammer Balls January 3, 2012
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midnight caucus

A term to describe groups of hardworking employees, particularly those working in the legislative realm. This is a play on the use of the term "caucus" to reference other legislative subgroups, such as the Legislative Black Caucus, Latino Caucus, Education Caucus, or Downstate Caucus.
Legislative Staffer A: Are you ready to go home yet?

Legislative Staffer B: Not yet. The midnight caucus isn't quite ready to adjourn.
by Springfield Staffer February 24, 2010
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suicide caucus

The act of a political party causing harm to their country and use that pain to force the opposition to comply. This is different from political suicide which compromises a chance of maintaining power. A suicide caucus is often a last ditch effort.
John Boehner fucking with the debt ceiling is a prime example of a suicide caucus.
by Baldr57 October 8, 2013
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